On the way home from the Norco fair the McMac family was having a discussion about the rodeo they'd just witnessed...
Momma: How'd you like the rodeo, Angus?
Angus: Good
Momma: I was sad when that bull didn't want to go back into the tunnel and then he eventually gave up and hung his head
Angus: It's fine, momma
Momma: What's fine, baby?
Angus: It's fine to be sad
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Everyone needs a break
A few days ago
Angus: Momma, I tired
Momma: Do you want to take a nap?
A: No!
M: What are you tired of?
A: Myself
Angus: Momma, I tired
Momma: Do you want to take a nap?
A: No!
M: What are you tired of?
A: Myself
Penis vs Vagina
Today, in the bath...
Angus: You don't has a penis?
Momma: Nope
A: Poppa has a penis.
M: Yep
Why you don't has a penis?
Because I'm a girl and girls have vaginas
Why?
Ummmm... because when girls grow up sometimes they grow babies in their bellies and the vagina is the way the baby gets out
No
Yes
Why you don't has a penis?
(sigh) Suggestions to the above question are welcomed.
Angus: You don't has a penis?
Momma: Nope
A: Poppa has a penis.
M: Yep
Why you don't has a penis?
Because I'm a girl and girls have vaginas
Why?
Ummmm... because when girls grow up sometimes they grow babies in their bellies and the vagina is the way the baby gets out
No
Yes
Why you don't has a penis?
(sigh) Suggestions to the above question are welcomed.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
All Dressed Up
Jingle Bells
one of the best and equally most horrifying things about childcare is discovering that your child knows something you didn't teach them. often enough, it's something adorable like this... and when it's not, well then you pull them out and get a stay at home dad (that's what we're doing!)
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