I love you, angus
No
No, I don't love you?
You no love me. You make me go to school

Wow

Momma you tooted?
Yep
Again?!
(hehe) yep
WOW!

It's fine

On the way home from the Norco fair the McMac family was having a discussion about the rodeo they'd just witnessed...

Momma: How'd you like the rodeo, Angus?
Angus: Good
Momma: I was sad when that bull didn't want to go back into the tunnel and then he eventually gave up and hung his head
Angus: It's fine, momma
Momma: What's fine, baby?
Angus: It's fine to be sad

Everyone needs a break

A few days ago

Angus: Momma, I tired
Momma: Do you want to take a nap?
A: No!
M: What are you tired of?
A: Myself

Penis vs Vagina

Today, in the bath...

Angus: You don't has a penis?
Momma: Nope
A: Poppa has a penis.
M: Yep
Why you don't has a penis?
Because I'm a girl and girls have vaginas
Why?
Ummmm... because when girls grow up sometimes they grow babies in their bellies and the vagina is the way the baby gets out
No
Yes
Why you don't has a penis?

(sigh) Suggestions to the above question are welcomed.